3. if you buy a girl a drink she should have sex with you

I’ve spent far too much money buying girls drinks and getting NOTHING in return.  I, Uncle Stanley, am taking a stand. 

2. being nice to girls gets your friends laid

I was nice to girls & it didn't get me laid

1. sex without a condom feels better

Nothing makes me happier than trolling for drunk chicks with daddy issues at the local AA meeting but when I get home and they ask me to wrap it I, Uncle Stanley, have something to say about that.

About

As little kids we are taught to follow the golden rule; treat people with kindness, compassion & respect you will be treated the same.  I, Uncle Stanley, am here to dispel that myth.  Providing life lessons to my nephew, Jake, about how the world really works.  Because when you find yourself in the middle of a Thai bathhouse with 3 baht to your name, one shoe, a poncho, half a rat sandwich, a tranny stripper re-enacting the Odyssey & a bad case of an unknown std you’ll know that your friend, Uncle Stanley, is by your side and everything is going to be all right.