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3. if you buy a girl a drink she should have sex with you

I’ve spent far too much money buying girls drinks and getting NOTHING in return.  I, Uncle Stanley, am taking a stand. 

2. being nice to girls gets your friends laid

I was nice to girls & it didn't get me laid

1. sex without a condom feels better

Nothing makes me happier than trolling for drunk chicks with daddy issues at the local AA meeting but when I get home and they ask me to wrap it I, Uncle Stanley, have something to say about that.